25 12 / 2018
Writer of the The Twelve Days Of Christmas: “I made this song that lists twelve things, but it’s only like 20 seconds long. How do I pad this?”
Lucifer: “I think I have an idea.”
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23 12 / 2018
gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh
has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing
bring back the guillotine for people who defend cinemasins
(via trashboat)
19 12 / 2018
one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.
DM: Roll an intimidation check.
*nat 20*
DM: Poseidon quivers before him!
Druid: Fuck off!
Dm: can you read this for us?
Fighter: rolls a nat 1
Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.
DM: Roll for Dodge.
Fighter: *rolls a 1*
Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*
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18 12 / 2018
17 12 / 2018
Mark Rothko, No.7, 1964
One of the Black Form paintings set
© 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/Artists Rights Society (ARS)
